Classifieds - Lonely Dragon Posts Personal Ad in Search of Fiery Romance

In the Classifieds section of The Secret Chapter Chronicle, nestled between a wand repair service and a suspiciously good deal on enchanted teapots, a curious entry has caught the eye of romantics and arson investigators alike.

"Single ancient dragon (942) seeks companion for twilight flights, treasure counting, and quiet evenings curled around cursed tomes. Must enjoy firelight dinners, cryptic riddles, and tolerate occasional hoarding tendencies. No knights, please."

The author, identifying only as “Smokewyrm,” is believed to reside somewhere in the Northern Peaks, though the scorch marks on the scroll suggest the message was delivered via firemail—a risky but expressive medium.

Experts speculate this is the first time a dragon has publicly sought love since the Great Enchantment of ’78, when one famously proposed mid-flight during a thunderstorm. Whether Smokewyrm finds their match remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: love, like wildfire, cannot be tamed.